12.22.08

Ok, so I lied. I didnt think I would be hanging out again since my last fun quote post but I did so I have some funnies.

Quote:
Misti: Are you surprised I pulled it out in front of everyone?

Situation: Sigh. We were at HuHot (mongolian bbq whatever thing) and she pulled out something but now I dont remember what. One of these days I'll learn to write down EVERYTHING. Ugh.

Quote:
Misti: Holy crap. That's a lot of sauce.
Me: Holy crap. I know.

Situation: Again, at HuHot you can put all the meat/noodles/veggies/sauce together yourself and the people behind the counter cook it on one of those circular things and I had a lot of sauce in my bowl. It was good sauce though.

Quote:
Me: Arent you suppose to eat the whole thing?

Situation: Misti had a bunch of those baby corn things and she was eating it like regular corn on the cob. Yeah.

Quote:
Chase: He just went down on his corn.

Situation: Don also had baby corn on his plate and Misti wanted to throw some at Chase and I think Don started laughing and almost slammed his head into his pile of baby corn...

CATCH PHRASE OF THE DAY
Ho Ho Ho, Bitches!

Chase wants to make a movie about a killer Santa...

Quote:
Misti: I've had these annoying air bubbles in my mouth forever.

Situation: ...... I think the air bubbles came from when she had her wisdom teeth taken out.. i'm not sure..

Quote:
Hazel: Come to Lawrence. I can show you a good time.

Situation: I bet you could, Zel. I bet you could. No but really. We were trying to figure out something to do and we all agreed that there's nothing we could do here in town. Lawrence is pretty fun actually.

Quote:
Craig Ferguson [late night talk show host]: Burger King has a new brand of cologne. I know!! Apparently it smells like beef. Guys can now say they're home of the whopper.

Quote:
Craig Ferguson: Did you know, Russians can now get the disney channel for FREE?! I know! Us Americans have to pay for it. No wonder Mickey Mouse has red pants and gloves. Oh man, I think I just called Mickey Mouse a communist.

Quote:
Me: Oh wow, I almost said something bad.
Chase: Tell me what you were gonna say.
Me: I almost asked you, "If you were a boy..."
Chase: Oh, Thanks.

Situation: Haha. My bad. We were shopping at Wal-Mart and I was trying to shop for my brother and I wanted to ask Chase what he would want for Christmas not thinking he was already a boy.

Alright. That's all for now. I'm pretty sure I wont have anymore til after the holidays.

12.20.08

Got a few goods ones today :) My friends Chase, Hazel, Kris, Don, and I were hanging out at the mall for like 8 hours today. Good times.

Quote:
Hazel: It's in there already.
Chase: Thats what she said.

Situation: If only I would remember.

Quote:
Chase: Classes are gonna suck next semester. I have a lab at 7:30 in the morning. But its the only way I could fit it in.

Situation: Chase complaining about his early lab next semester. I think we were at the Bamboo Buffet if I'm not mistaking...

Quote:
Me: I failed my finals, BUT I failed good enough to bump up my grade.

Situation: I did fail my finals, *sadness* but it actually bumped up my overall grade. I dont know how but whatever. :D

Quote:
Hazel: I will bite that if you dont take it out of my face.
Kris: I will bite you back!

Situation: Self explanatory. Well... Kris was pointing his finger in Hazel's face. YES HIS FINGER! I dont know what for though. I wasnt paying attention.

Quote:
Me [singing]: Mamma Mia! Here I go again. My my - I AM LEGEND!!
Chase: That's what she said.

Situation: This one was one of those "you had to be there moments" but anyway, all 5 of us were in Best Buy and I started singing the Mamma Mia song (cuz I saw the movie on the shelf) and then I turned around and saw the movie I Am Legend and I squealed at obviously the wrong moment.

Quote:
Don: Am I large or medium? Hm. I think I'm medium now. I dont know.

Situation: Don is in the Navy and he lost some weight at boot camp the past couple months and he couldn't deside if his clothes were size large or did they drop down to medium. Dunno, Don. You're decision. But if you ask me, medium, buddy.

Quote:
Don: Screw buying my mom a charm. I'll buy her knives.

Situation: Obvious. Don's mom wanted some kind of charm for christmas and he couldnt find it so I guess he's getting her a kitchen knife set for christmas.

Quote:
Me: I just got butt touched!

Situation: This was my favorite. While we were at the mall, days before christmas, you can imagine how packed it was, and yes, I got butt touched. It was a given it would happen eventually but that fact I nearly screamed it made it priceless.

Quote:
Kris: Do you want me on there?
Hazel: Only if you want to be on there.
Kris: Well I dont.
Hazel: So dont get on then.

Situation: They were talking about facebook I swear. Kris doesnt have one yet and Hazel secretly wants him to have one.


That's all for tonight. Check back after the holidays for more!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

12.17.08

Quote:
Me: Have you all started yet?
Sally: Yep and i wish you were doing it with me.
Me: You're doing it with Misty right?
Sally: Yep.

I'm not gonna go into an explanation of it. I'll just leave ya wondering :)

Love ya, Sally! <3

12.15.08

Alrighty, I just got back from an afternoon of fun with Chase and Lukus. You all know what that means...

Quote:
Me: I feel something cold and wet up there.

Situation: I have no idea.

Quote:
Lukus: Suck up the sauce.
Me: Did you say suck or fuck...
Chase: Thats what I was wondering.
Lukus: Oh my god, I said suck.

Situation: One of Chase's friends, Sam, was complaining about all the wasted sauce on her plate. Hence what Lukus said.

Quote:
Lukus: Dont choke!
[few second pause]
Lukus: That's what she said! Haha! Yes!

Situation: Chase was choking on... air I believe...

Quote:
Lukus: Hey, look! A squirrel!
[he then procedes to hump me]
Me: Okay... the sad part is I actually looked.

Situation: Chase, Lukus, and I were in the mall and Lukus was getting up all in my space and he tried to distract me so he could annoy me some more with his inappropriate body touching.

Quote:
Lukus: If we want to hide, we should do it in Wet Seal. No one goes in there.
Chase: Nobody goes in there; not even velociraptors.

Situation: Obvious. We were trying to get away from the evil mall people. Wet Seal is a very tacky store (for those who dont know). It makes the quote better just because of it's title.

Quote:
Lukus: Hey, hobo santa!
[proceeds to take a fake picture]
Lukus: Thanks! Here... have a toothbrush.

Situation: This guy walked by, had a beer gut and a long white beard.. like Santa. Lukus said he was a hobo santa.

Quote:
Chase: Ooo, strawberries.
Me [trying to look for said strawberries]: Where?
Chase: There.
[Me looking everywhere for said strawberries, finally find them.]
Me: Oh, there.
Lukus: Where?
Me: Behind you.
Lukus: Oh. Oh my god, those are huge!
Chase: That's what she said.

Situation: Said strawberries was a big wooden sign that had strawberries carved into it. I have no idea what it's for.

Quote:
Me: Stop sperming me, guys.

Situation: Apparently, if you go up to someone and poke them while wiggling your arm up and down, that person becomes the "egg" and your arm becomes the "sperm" and that's what Chase and Lukus kept doing to me.

Quote:
Me: I have 8 now. That's a record.
Chase: Thats what she said...

Situation: I always type out funny quotes in my phone (but now I invested in pocket sized notepads for easier rememberance) and I actually got 8 quotes today. Woo.

Quote:
Lukus: I'm trying to find and opening!!

Situation: He was doing the sperming thing to me (insert rolling eyes here).

Quote:
Me: I dont like threesomes anymore.

Situation: Chase, Lukus, and I were sitting on a bench in the mall and I was between them. They started pushing on me from either side, you know.. the "sandwich" thing people always do in high school and such. Yeah.

Quote:
Me: Chase, I think you have glitter on your noes because it's sparkling.
Lukus: We should put glitter on a baby's butt so when it farts, it farts glitter!

Situation: Yeah....

Well, thats all for now!

12.13.08 part 2

I have quite a few fun quotes to share with you all. My friend Misti, Chase and I were hanging out at Hastings and then the mall this afternoon. Lucky me, I get quotes for my blog. Woo!

Misti: Where'd you get this from?
Me: Just shove it somewhere.

I think we were at Hastings and Chase picked up a cd, showed Misti and she tried to put it back but couldn't figure out where it went. Hence what I said.

This next one, I'm not sure what the story behind it is, but I type down everything in my phone that I hear or say. It's always brief so half the time I dont remember the situation.

Misti: Holy shit!
Chase: That's what she said.

This one is when we were all sitting down in the food court at the mall.

Misti: What time is it?
Me: Look at your phone.
Misti: It's in my pocket.
Me: So get it out!
Misti: You get it out!
[bunch of laughter]

After I typed this quote, every quote from now on, Misti kept hitting me.
Dont be funny then, Misti!!!

Ok, this one is a good one.

Misti: Put your head back down!

Haha.
Situation: Chase was laying his head on the table. Misti, I guess, made a paper airplane, and was going to throw it at Chase when he had his head down, but he lifted it up just in time..

Chase: Should've gotten the small one.
Misti: They didnt have any small ones.
[laughter]
Misti: I like them big.

Chase was making fun of Misti because she couldnt go into the book store with her giant ice cream cone..

Misti: Does it have to be so big?
Me: Yes.
Chase: That was a good answer.

Misti had found a giant book about horses.

This last one has to be my favorite.

Misti: Oooh lets go in the pink store and spray nasty stuff on each other.

Now I bet you see why its my favorite. We were walking past Victoria's Secret... its so pink and the perfume is kinda nasty... too strong.

Ok, that's all I got tonight.

Check back soon!

12.13.08

Girl 1: Just get in there!
[5 minute pause]
Girl 2: Dont come out without pants on!

Thanks, girls. Totally made my day at work not so bad. :)

12.9.08 part 2

Blair [attempting to spell christmas]: How do you spell Christmas?
Me: How old are you?
Blair [laughing]: Twenty-two!
Me: So you've had twenty-two christmases and you still cant spell christmas?
Blair [still laughing]: Is it C-H-I-R-S-T-MAS? Chrrrriistmas...? Megan! How do you spell it!
Me: [laughing my ass off]: Its C-H-R-I-S-T-MAS... doof.

Love ya, Blair!

12.9.08

So tonight at dinner, my future mom, Donna, her daughter, Blair, and her boyfriend, Mark, and myself were all talking about how to use an ATM machine because apparently, Mark has never used one. So I wont explain anything else, I'll just type down the convo.

Blair: When did you do it?
Mark: I havent done it yet. Mom was gonna show me how sometime.
Blair: I know but you had to have done it at some point.
Mark: No, not really.
Me: It's ok, Mark, us girls can show you how.

I swear we were talking about ATM machines. But you know me, I sat there and laughed to myself. Not out loud this time because then Mark would've started laughing and then Blair would've started laughing and then I would've laughed harder and then Donna would've started laughing. Nothing but a big laughter fest. Woohoo.

Sorry, thats all for now.

12.8.08 part 2

OMG PART 2!

So I was looking through my message archive on yahoo messenger to see what sort of stuff I talked about in the past with people and I found some I'm willing to share...

Me (5/22/2008 12:30:32 PM): boo
Dad (5/22/2008 12:30:51 PM): hi
Me (5/22/2008 12:31:12 PM): asd;lkja;dsklfjlak;dsjflkajsdflkjasdklfjslfkj
Dad (5/22/2008 12:31:19 PM): asdflkjsdlkfjsdklfjlaksdjflkajsdflkjsdfasd
Me (5/22/2008 12:31:21 PM): LOL

I dont really believe this was absolutely necessary but atleast my dad played along. Go, dad, brownie points for you.

Dad (6/27/2008 9:26:29 PM): sleepy
Me (6/27/2008 9:26:36 PM): so go to bed
Dad (6/27/2008 9:26:57 PM): no you youre yawing
Me (6/27/2008 9:27:12 PM): do you have eyes in the back of your head now?
Dad (6/27/2008 9:27:32 PM): toooo many hash browns
Me (6/27/2008 9:27:45 PM): so dont eat so many
Dad (6/27/2008 9:28:10 PM): okkkkkkkkkkkkkay
Me (6/27/2008 9:28:24 PM): *rolling eyes*

More points for you, dad. Might I mention, we were seriously not even 5 feet apart.

Megan (5/28/2008 11:00:23 AM): i hear you're anxious
Gill (5/28/2008 11:00:23 AM): BOO
Megan (5/28/2008 11:00:26 AM): i win !
Gill (5/28/2008 11:00:30 AM): YES LETS GO LOL
Megan (5/28/2008 11:00:35 AM): lol hang on

this is only the beginning of a convo but i thought it was funny because neither of us specified what who was anxious for. HAHA. Love ya, Gill.

Megan (7/3/2008 2:02:47 PM): can you see it now???
Gill (7/3/2008 2:02:58 PM): wooooooo nice
Megan (7/3/2008 2:03:05 PM): :D
Gill (7/3/2008 2:03:58 PM): so have u decided on a name change yet
Megan (7/3/2008 2:04:08 PM): not yet

I swear to you, this was the entire convo. Sadly enough, I dont remember what the point was.

Gill (11/20/2008 3:13:45 PM): guess what
Megan (11/20/2008 3:13:49 PM): chicken slut
Gill (11/20/2008 3:14:01 PM): beg your pardon
Megan (11/20/2008 3:14:04 PM): lmao

The beginng of another convo. Haha. The what part turned out to be that she got free club pogo on www.pogo.com for 2 weeks. Had to tell me.

That's all the funnies I found.

Be sure to check back!

12.8.08

Back so soon you say?

Heck yeah!

Chase and I had our usually (and we agreed to once a week) trip to the mall. Just mentioning Chase probably says "Oh no, 'thats what she said jokes'" BUT not today. He said some of course... but I didnt write them down. I know, "damn you!" But I have a pretty good one.

Me: *loud gasp* I ripped it!

I swear I was talking about a calendar. You know the damn plastic things over them? Yeah, that's what I ripped. I promise.

Sad to say, that's all I aquired. One of these days I will invest in a pocket notebook and one of those cute tiny pens. :)

Laterz.

12.7.08

Today, my dad, his girlfriend (Donna) and myself went out for a drive to look at the Christmas lights and we drove past Panera Bread:

Me: What do they have at Panera?
Dad: ...
Me: Besides bread.
Dad: Well, they have sandwiches.
Donna: I hate them. They're so hard.
Dad: Oh I know. And expensive.
Donna: If I'm gonna eat them, I prefer soft ones.
Dad: Me too. I'd rather go to Quiznos.
Donna: Even they arent good.
Dad: Exactly.

I'm sitting in the back seat cracking up and they have no idea why. Just the fact that they dont understand the hilarity of what they just said made it all that more funny.

Now, this next one was when my dad, Donna, her daughter Blair, and myself took a trip up north to visit a college I want to go to

Blair: Megan, do you like cucumbers?
Me: Sure.
Blair: Do you masturbate with them?
Me: What?!
Blair: Do you mas-
Me: I heard what you said. That was completely inappropriate.
Blair: Penis!
Me: So was that.
[as we pass by a taco bell]
Me: I'm hungry for a taco.
Blair: Megan! I didnt know you were like that!
Me: Oh shut up!
Blair: Hehe

Blair is gonna be my future sister... God help me.

Ok, time for one more before I gotta hit the hay.

Donna [about Christmas light bulbs]: They got some big ones over there.
Me: But those are gross.
Donna: Pttht.
Me: Oh oh oh! Look! They totally decked their house out with blue ones!
Dad [with a funny voice]: Yeah that's just so pretty.
Me: Dad... you did that a bit too well.
Donna: Haha!
Dad: Ooooh those are so sparkley!
Me: Dad, stop... you're scaring me.

Good times, goooood times.

Alright. I'm off to bed.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

12.4.08

I'm getting behind on blogging, but I promise I'll try harder to listen for funny stuff.

As for yesterday (december 3rd), my friend Chase (I know he's like in every blog I post but hey... he gives the funny) and I were walking around the mall when we ran into our friend Kris. We started talking and eventually we started talking about Don (another friend of ours, and yes I do have female friends... they just aren't funny...). Now, Don used to have the worst handwritting ever. Took up atleast two lines on WIDE ruled paper. No joke. But, he joined the Navy and I guess they have a special way to write letters and his handwritting is smaller. So, with the background said, here was the conversation:

Me: It's like a fourth of the size it used to be.
Kris: That's amazing.
Me: I know. It only takes up one line.
Chase: Ya know, if someone where to walk by, they'd think we're talking about something sexual with the "...fourth of the size it used to be" and "it only takes up one line" kinda talk..

Good point, Chase. Might I add, that was the end of that convo LOL.

Chase and I went to our usual, probably once a week, trip to Hastings the other night and we were looking at calendars. I found a calendar of the Beatles and their album covers but it was too expensive. Then Chase found a miniature one. Here's the convo:

Chase: Here's a mini Beatles calendar. Buy it.
Me: I dont like mini ones. I like the big ones.
Chase: That's what she said!

Yes, Chase, me being a she, that's what I said :P Good one.

Another thing, I just thought of;
One of my friends, Gill (she's awesome, lives in the UK, she's my idol because i'm a UK brat) and myself always talk about tacos and sausages in a really dirty manner. Like, beyond the fact that it's actually a food. Yeah, I know... gross right? Wrong! Hilarious! One day we were talking about "tacos" and "sausages" and randomly Gill says, "You know, I've never had a taco" and thinking she wasnt talking about food, I says, "You've had the same boyfriend for 17 years, unless you had an experimental childhood, I wouldnt think you'd ever have a taco" and she says, "No, I'm serious now. I've never had a taco." The fact she says she was being serious says to me she's not because she never is. But I soon understood she was talking about food. I guess some people really never have tacos... which kinda surprised me..

Alright, well, that's all for this post. Promise I'll post more often!

11.23.08

Been a few days, I know, I apologize. Havent been able to find some blog worthy quotes but I managed to gather a few last night.

For starters, yesterday when I was walking around the store I work at, two other workers walked by, a guy and a girl, and here's what I heard:

Guy: I like sausages.
Girl: That sounds awkward.
Guy: It was meant to be.
Girl: Oh... are you gay?
Guy: Mhm.

That right there kind of made my day because I used to think my friends and I were the only people who understood the dirtyness of sausages.

Next on my list is one that took place at Hastings (movie/book/video game store) with my friend Chase. We were looking at Nightmare Before Christmas stuff and he found some lip balm. Here's what was said:

Chase: Look, deadly lip balm.
Me: Is it deadly?
Chase (in a whisper): It's deadly.

Haha.

Alright, last one for now was also from Hastings. I think we were talking about mints. But anyway.. :

Me: I dont like those mints.
Chase: I think they're really good!
Me: They taste like the aluminum can they come in.
Chase: You taste like aluminum.
Me: How do you know what I taste like?
Chase: Touché.

We were actually standing in line to pay for the stuff we found and I think the cashier thought we were nuts...

That's all for now, thanks for reading!

11.16.08 - part 2

So I got bored and decided to search the wonderful "internet webs" as my favorite late show talk show host says. That would be Craig Ferguson in case anyone was wondering. But anyway, I found some fun bumper sticker quotes and I decided to share them.

Caution: I drive like you do!

Strangers have the best candy.

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.

No, I dont have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and then its gone.

I didnt ask to be princess but if the crown fits...

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go.

Watch out for the idiot behind me!

I brake for.......... OH SHIT NO BRAKES!

There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead

0 to 60 in 15 minutes!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who cant.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!

Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.


Some of these I actually want to put on my car now.
I found some other cool stuff on this site (I'll post the link at the end) Here are a few answer machine voices...

Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message. BEEP.

A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd Century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future....

Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand, not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand? Well, sometimes I do. Bye.

WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later.

Alright, this is it for this post. There's plenty more fun stuff at www.goodquotes.com

Over and out!

11.16.08

You know when you're hanging out at the mall or the store or somewhere and you randomly pop in to a conversation, whether it be between two people actually there or one of those bloody one-sided conversations? Depending on what they're talking about, it can be taken sexually or very awkwardly.

Today, I was sitting in the living room of my house and my dad and his girlfriend (Donna) were in the other room (out of eye sight) and all of a sudden I hear this conversation:

Donna: "Put your hand right here and put pressure on it."
Dad: "Here?"
Donna: "No, right there."
Dad: "Right here?"
Donna: "Yes, there. Now push."
[Donna screams]

As I got over the awkwardness of this conversation, I laughed of course, making them wonder what was so funny. So I explained the comedy of their conversation and as a result, they laughed followed by a bit of blushing.

That was the best part of my wonderful Sunday.

11.15.08 - part 2

I realize, technically, it's now 11/16 BUT I just got home and my quote is from 'yesterday.'

Alright, so, my dad's girlfriend decided to come down for the night and have dinner with us. We went to an expensive steak restaurant (which is where I decided that I was perfectly happy not liking meat.) My dad and his girlfriend both had steaks, me, being smart (took 2 hours for their steaks to cook) I had pasta, yum. But thats not the point. Once we got back into the truck and headed home, my dad's girlfriend said, "My gosh, that was a nice tender and juicy piece of meat." NO JOKE. I busted out laughing and so did she, then my dad finally got it (insert rolling eyes here) and he started laughing. That made my night.

I'll try to look harder for some fun quotes.

Good night!

11.15.08

Been a while since I gathered some fun quotes but I have some today. All of which have the same theme.

My friend Chase and I went to the wonderful Wally World today. We wondered through the toys (nothing weird about two college kids roaming the toy section) and we saw this kick-ass dinosaur. I dont know if it was remote controled or what but this thing was life size for a 5-6 year old! LIFE SIZE! So, naturally, I said, "This thing is HUGE!" and without missing a beat, Chase said, "That's what she said!"

Good times, good times.

Of course, we had many more "This is huge!" "That's what she said!" moments through Wally World and even Best Buy.

I love my friends..

11.10.08

Ok, so the other day, I think it was Saturday, I was hanging with my friend Chase and we came up with one funny quote which is: "What came out?"

The sad part is, neither him nor I remember what we were talking about.

BUT

I did come to a conclusion that it could be from our conversation about what movies were out now but I dont remember the point of it's funny-ness.

Oh well. There will be more to come so no worries.

11.5.08

So I dont have many quotes from today and I wont have anymore for today so I'm gonna post the ones I have.

Chase: I really wanted to nerf the president..

Chase: Yours has a light.
Me: So does yours. It wasnt open all the way.
Chase: That's what she said.

Chase [showing me K-State earrings]: Here you go.
Me: I dont like dangley things.
Chase [five minutes later]: You should put that in your blog.
Me: What?
Chase: You dont like dangley things.
Me: Oh.
Chase: That's what she said..

Chase: I like how these journals are so fancy. Yet I have a blog. I cant sit down and writed in a journal.
Me: Writed?
Chase: Yes... writed.
Me: That's going in my blog. [typing "writed" in my phone using quick T9] Writed is even a word in my phone's dictionary...


Another thing I'd like to add, is that Hoops & YoYo (funny characters www.hoopsandyoyo.com) are now my new fav characters.

Post Number 1

*while Chase and I were eating dinner at the Bamboo Buffet*
Me: [writing on a paper with my straw and soda] Aw, it squirted.
Chase: LOL
Me: I know, that's what she said.

Me: [while Chase was eating a green bean] It looked like you just sucked on that and didnt actually bite it off.
{pause}
Chase and I: LOL

*while facebook chatting*
Me: i'm getting off now
Chase: o snap
Chase: that's what she said

Misti: I want a free refill.
Me: That's what she said.

Misti: [after walking into Charismo] Nick has a 69 inch sword.
{pause}
Chase and I: LOL
Me: So how does it look?
Misti: It’s a killer.

Chase: I wish I had a WII Fit
Me: You’re WII Fit.
Chase: That’s what she said.

Chase: What’s the point of the Navy? They can only attack coastal cities.

Me: He was driving on the wrong side of the road!
Chase: Maybe he’s from Europe.
Me: Or Australia.
Chase: Or Austroeurope. Or maybe he’s from your mom!
Me: …
Chase: Your face!

Me: Don’t slam your hat on the ground! You’re not Spongebob. Nor Squidward.
Chase: [in Squidward’s tone of voice] I’m Squidward.. I bet if I had a bulbous nose, I could talk!

Me: Sometimes I believe my life is like the Office. Everything is a “That’s what she said!” moment.
Chase: Or that life is directed around finding quotes that are facebook worthy.

Elsa: I'm tired of the fucking singing.
Me: It's a fucking musical.
Elsa: Well that explains the singing.

Mary: idk what im goin to wear tonight grrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: grrrrrrrrrrr
Mary: i know the jeans i have on and i THINK my boots but not sure on the shirt
Me: *rolls eyes*
Mary: lol
Mary: well if you wear something that shows ur ladies guys will buy you drinks
Me: shows your ladies.. LMFAO
Me: thats going on facebook

Me: You need to stop poking me!
Chase: It's a war! I want to see who can go the long-
*lol and inability to finish sentence*

Me: These are smaller.
Chase: These just have smaller heads.

Me: Curb. CURB!
Chase: Why is the curb so close to where I’m driving?!

Chase: I need to figure out where the parts go.

Chase: What is that?! Is that a deer?! WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT IS IT DOING?! OH! It’s just a fire hydrant.

Chase: You have chicken poop!
Me: I said print!!
Chase: Well I heard poop! You’re chicken poop!
Me: You’re a chicken!
Chase: Bawk, bawk, bawk

Introductory Post

This blog, once started, will be a huge collection of funny quotes I come across during the day. I have quite a few to get started but be prepared for much more!

Sincerly,
The "That's What She Said" Moments Police