Post Number 1

*while Chase and I were eating dinner at the Bamboo Buffet*
Me: [writing on a paper with my straw and soda] Aw, it squirted.
Chase: LOL
Me: I know, that's what she said.

Me: [while Chase was eating a green bean] It looked like you just sucked on that and didnt actually bite it off.
{pause}
Chase and I: LOL

*while facebook chatting*
Me: i'm getting off now
Chase: o snap
Chase: that's what she said

Misti: I want a free refill.
Me: That's what she said.

Misti: [after walking into Charismo] Nick has a 69 inch sword.
{pause}
Chase and I: LOL
Me: So how does it look?
Misti: It’s a killer.

Chase: I wish I had a WII Fit
Me: You’re WII Fit.
Chase: That’s what she said.

Chase: What’s the point of the Navy? They can only attack coastal cities.

Me: He was driving on the wrong side of the road!
Chase: Maybe he’s from Europe.
Me: Or Australia.
Chase: Or Austroeurope. Or maybe he’s from your mom!
Me: …
Chase: Your face!

Me: Don’t slam your hat on the ground! You’re not Spongebob. Nor Squidward.
Chase: [in Squidward’s tone of voice] I’m Squidward.. I bet if I had a bulbous nose, I could talk!

Me: Sometimes I believe my life is like the Office. Everything is a “That’s what she said!” moment.
Chase: Or that life is directed around finding quotes that are facebook worthy.

Elsa: I'm tired of the fucking singing.
Me: It's a fucking musical.
Elsa: Well that explains the singing.

Mary: idk what im goin to wear tonight grrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: grrrrrrrrrrr
Mary: i know the jeans i have on and i THINK my boots but not sure on the shirt
Me: *rolls eyes*
Mary: lol
Mary: well if you wear something that shows ur ladies guys will buy you drinks
Me: shows your ladies.. LMFAO
Me: thats going on facebook

Me: You need to stop poking me!
Chase: It's a war! I want to see who can go the long-
*lol and inability to finish sentence*

Me: These are smaller.
Chase: These just have smaller heads.

Me: Curb. CURB!
Chase: Why is the curb so close to where I’m driving?!

Chase: I need to figure out where the parts go.

Chase: What is that?! Is that a deer?! WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT IS IT DOING?! OH! It’s just a fire hydrant.

Chase: You have chicken poop!
Me: I said print!!
Chase: Well I heard poop! You’re chicken poop!
Me: You’re a chicken!
Chase: Bawk, bawk, bawk