12.15.08

Alrighty, I just got back from an afternoon of fun with Chase and Lukus. You all know what that means...

Quote:
Me: I feel something cold and wet up there.

Situation: I have no idea.

Quote:
Lukus: Suck up the sauce.
Me: Did you say suck or fuck...
Chase: Thats what I was wondering.
Lukus: Oh my god, I said suck.

Situation: One of Chase's friends, Sam, was complaining about all the wasted sauce on her plate. Hence what Lukus said.

Quote:
Lukus: Dont choke!
[few second pause]
Lukus: That's what she said! Haha! Yes!

Situation: Chase was choking on... air I believe...

Quote:
Lukus: Hey, look! A squirrel!
[he then procedes to hump me]
Me: Okay... the sad part is I actually looked.

Situation: Chase, Lukus, and I were in the mall and Lukus was getting up all in my space and he tried to distract me so he could annoy me some more with his inappropriate body touching.

Quote:
Lukus: If we want to hide, we should do it in Wet Seal. No one goes in there.
Chase: Nobody goes in there; not even velociraptors.

Situation: Obvious. We were trying to get away from the evil mall people. Wet Seal is a very tacky store (for those who dont know). It makes the quote better just because of it's title.

Quote:
Lukus: Hey, hobo santa!
[proceeds to take a fake picture]
Lukus: Thanks! Here... have a toothbrush.

Situation: This guy walked by, had a beer gut and a long white beard.. like Santa. Lukus said he was a hobo santa.

Quote:
Chase: Ooo, strawberries.
Me [trying to look for said strawberries]: Where?
Chase: There.
[Me looking everywhere for said strawberries, finally find them.]
Me: Oh, there.
Lukus: Where?
Me: Behind you.
Lukus: Oh. Oh my god, those are huge!
Chase: That's what she said.

Situation: Said strawberries was a big wooden sign that had strawberries carved into it. I have no idea what it's for.

Quote:
Me: Stop sperming me, guys.

Situation: Apparently, if you go up to someone and poke them while wiggling your arm up and down, that person becomes the "egg" and your arm becomes the "sperm" and that's what Chase and Lukus kept doing to me.

Quote:
Me: I have 8 now. That's a record.
Chase: Thats what she said...

Situation: I always type out funny quotes in my phone (but now I invested in pocket sized notepads for easier rememberance) and I actually got 8 quotes today. Woo.

Quote:
Lukus: I'm trying to find and opening!!

Situation: He was doing the sperming thing to me (insert rolling eyes here).

Quote:
Me: I dont like threesomes anymore.

Situation: Chase, Lukus, and I were sitting on a bench in the mall and I was between them. They started pushing on me from either side, you know.. the "sandwich" thing people always do in high school and such. Yeah.

Quote:
Me: Chase, I think you have glitter on your noes because it's sparkling.
Lukus: We should put glitter on a baby's butt so when it farts, it farts glitter!

Situation: Yeah....

Well, thats all for now!