12.4.08

I'm getting behind on blogging, but I promise I'll try harder to listen for funny stuff.

As for yesterday (december 3rd), my friend Chase (I know he's like in every blog I post but hey... he gives the funny) and I were walking around the mall when we ran into our friend Kris. We started talking and eventually we started talking about Don (another friend of ours, and yes I do have female friends... they just aren't funny...). Now, Don used to have the worst handwritting ever. Took up atleast two lines on WIDE ruled paper. No joke. But, he joined the Navy and I guess they have a special way to write letters and his handwritting is smaller. So, with the background said, here was the conversation:

Me: It's like a fourth of the size it used to be.
Kris: That's amazing.
Me: I know. It only takes up one line.
Chase: Ya know, if someone where to walk by, they'd think we're talking about something sexual with the "...fourth of the size it used to be" and "it only takes up one line" kinda talk..

Good point, Chase. Might I add, that was the end of that convo LOL.

Chase and I went to our usual, probably once a week, trip to Hastings the other night and we were looking at calendars. I found a calendar of the Beatles and their album covers but it was too expensive. Then Chase found a miniature one. Here's the convo:

Chase: Here's a mini Beatles calendar. Buy it.
Me: I dont like mini ones. I like the big ones.
Chase: That's what she said!

Yes, Chase, me being a she, that's what I said :P Good one.

Another thing, I just thought of;
One of my friends, Gill (she's awesome, lives in the UK, she's my idol because i'm a UK brat) and myself always talk about tacos and sausages in a really dirty manner. Like, beyond the fact that it's actually a food. Yeah, I know... gross right? Wrong! Hilarious! One day we were talking about "tacos" and "sausages" and randomly Gill says, "You know, I've never had a taco" and thinking she wasnt talking about food, I says, "You've had the same boyfriend for 17 years, unless you had an experimental childhood, I wouldnt think you'd ever have a taco" and she says, "No, I'm serious now. I've never had a taco." The fact she says she was being serious says to me she's not because she never is. But I soon understood she was talking about food. I guess some people really never have tacos... which kinda surprised me..

Alright, well, that's all for this post. Promise I'll post more often!