12.7.08

Today, my dad, his girlfriend (Donna) and myself went out for a drive to look at the Christmas lights and we drove past Panera Bread:

Me: What do they have at Panera?
Dad: ...
Me: Besides bread.
Dad: Well, they have sandwiches.
Donna: I hate them. They're so hard.
Dad: Oh I know. And expensive.
Donna: If I'm gonna eat them, I prefer soft ones.
Dad: Me too. I'd rather go to Quiznos.
Donna: Even they arent good.
Dad: Exactly.

I'm sitting in the back seat cracking up and they have no idea why. Just the fact that they dont understand the hilarity of what they just said made it all that more funny.

Now, this next one was when my dad, Donna, her daughter Blair, and myself took a trip up north to visit a college I want to go to

Blair: Megan, do you like cucumbers?
Me: Sure.
Blair: Do you masturbate with them?
Me: What?!
Blair: Do you mas-
Me: I heard what you said. That was completely inappropriate.
Blair: Penis!
Me: So was that.
[as we pass by a taco bell]
Me: I'm hungry for a taco.
Blair: Megan! I didnt know you were like that!
Me: Oh shut up!
Blair: Hehe

Blair is gonna be my future sister... God help me.

Ok, time for one more before I gotta hit the hay.

Donna [about Christmas light bulbs]: They got some big ones over there.
Me: But those are gross.
Donna: Pttht.
Me: Oh oh oh! Look! They totally decked their house out with blue ones!
Dad [with a funny voice]: Yeah that's just so pretty.
Me: Dad... you did that a bit too well.
Donna: Haha!
Dad: Ooooh those are so sparkley!
Me: Dad, stop... you're scaring me.

Good times, goooood times.

Alright. I'm off to bed.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!