11.23.08

Been a few days, I know, I apologize. Havent been able to find some blog worthy quotes but I managed to gather a few last night.

For starters, yesterday when I was walking around the store I work at, two other workers walked by, a guy and a girl, and here's what I heard:

Guy: I like sausages.
Girl: That sounds awkward.
Guy: It was meant to be.
Girl: Oh... are you gay?
Guy: Mhm.

That right there kind of made my day because I used to think my friends and I were the only people who understood the dirtyness of sausages.

Next on my list is one that took place at Hastings (movie/book/video game store) with my friend Chase. We were looking at Nightmare Before Christmas stuff and he found some lip balm. Here's what was said:

Chase: Look, deadly lip balm.
Me: Is it deadly?
Chase (in a whisper): It's deadly.

Haha.

Alright, last one for now was also from Hastings. I think we were talking about mints. But anyway.. :

Me: I dont like those mints.
Chase: I think they're really good!
Me: They taste like the aluminum can they come in.
Chase: You taste like aluminum.
Me: How do you know what I taste like?
Chase: Touché.

We were actually standing in line to pay for the stuff we found and I think the cashier thought we were nuts...

That's all for now, thanks for reading!