11.16.08 - part 2

So I got bored and decided to search the wonderful "internet webs" as my favorite late show talk show host says. That would be Craig Ferguson in case anyone was wondering. But anyway, I found some fun bumper sticker quotes and I decided to share them.

Caution: I drive like you do!

Strangers have the best candy.

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.

No, I dont have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and then its gone.

I didnt ask to be princess but if the crown fits...

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go.

Watch out for the idiot behind me!

I brake for.......... OH SHIT NO BRAKES!

There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead

0 to 60 in 15 minutes!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who cant.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

BAD COP! - NO DONUT!

Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.


Some of these I actually want to put on my car now.
I found some other cool stuff on this site (I'll post the link at the end) Here are a few answer machine voices...

Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message. BEEP.

A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd Century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future....

Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand, not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand? Well, sometimes I do. Bye.

WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later.

Alright, this is it for this post. There's plenty more fun stuff at www.goodquotes.com

Over and out!