Squeee.

Been like ages since I updated this. And it's summer! I should be hanging with my friends and collecting a shit ton of quotes. But I'm not. I dont know why. I'm kicking myself right now. But I do got a few quotes, only a few.

The first one is when Hazel and I were hanging at Chase's house and he was showing us his new old cookbooks.

Chase: On page 98, there's a cake recipe with my grandma in it!

Needless to say, we all laughed, even though we knew he meant that his grandma helped with it but it was just funny.

My last two are from Hazel. I was hanging out at her house tonight, helping her clean her room when she proceeded to trip and said:

"The gravity decided to say NO!"

Funny in the context and also funny that if you fall, gravity says yes. So we laughed... hard... when she said:

"I wonder why when people laugh hard, they want to fall to the ground. It's like ha ha HA HA, hi, floor!"

And she, of course, proceeded to demonstrate and then finished off with this:

"It's like, 'Hi, floor! Bring me a sandwich!'"

I'm not so sure where that last part came from but she said it and it was funnyyyyyyyy.