Facebook Convos.

So, last Thursday, a couple of my Highland friends (whom I will miss this summer) and I hung out. ALL DAY. The three of us walked around the little tiny town of Highland and eventually made it back to one of the classroom buildings where we proceeded to get on the computer (at the same time, next to each other) and we changed our facebook statuses. Then we commented on each other's while we were still sitting next to each other. I thought they were funny so I'm totally gonna put them here.

Mine first:

Megan is hanging with rebecca and krystal: we'll be the old people in the nursing home playing bumper cars with our hoverounds. Be jealous, bastards.

Rebecca: damn straight we will be..oh we need canes to so we can destruct things!!!!!
Megan: lol! those too! and DEPENDS!
Rebecca: fuck the depends i dont want them!! by then they will have invented something better then depends
Krystal: LOL Megan you no what you fucking stole my status that is what i was going to put on my FUCK YOU But Yes I agree
Rebecca: ooooooooooo......nd duck tape to tie everyone else up with!!
Megan: AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING. you only wish, krystal. we need to take pictures together cuz i need a new facebook pic.
Megan: lol rebecca.
Krystal: LOL good idea
Rebecca: krystal u cant spell its "mine" not "my" status
Megan: LOL somebody get a camera
Rebecca: its in my car..which is by ellis i guess we could go make some more noise and go get it..i dont think the chick next to us would like it!
Megan: yeah, she's getting pissed off a bit. but we need a camera!
Krystal: LOL yup
Megan: LETS GO
Rebecca: ok when we going and where with who for how many cookies and uhh should we go mudding? hahaha
Megan: now, somewhere, 10 bagillion cookies, yes
Rebecca: i like the cookie idea! hehe cant go wrong with mudding where we goin to find the truck?
Megan: erm. BRIAN HAS A TRUCK
Krystal: Hey sounds like a good Idea lets take the bitches truck mudding LOL
Megan: lol
Rebecca: i like that idea lets Take BRIANS truck..the little shit would never notice!! hed be to busy with "other things" ;)
Megan: yup yup.
Krystal: yup with bpa
Megan: not necessarily.

And now Becka's.

Rebecca is in highland..hanging out with megan and krystal..doing random things beind loud and having fun! oh and running away from tiny evil yapping dogs!! haha oh yeah megan you cant read!!! haha ya be jealous!!

Megan: BUT I CAN DO MATH! !@#$%%^#*@^%$
Rebecca: you cant do math if you cant read!!!
Megan: 2 + 2 = 4!@!!@$%&^#*^&^%#
Rebecca: that was so simple a retarded person could do that
Krystal: Wow you guys LOL :D
Megan: :'( < thats a fuckin tear right there, JERKS.
Krystal: LOL well megan I mean shit I am sorry You cant do either You cant read and you cant do math I sucks doesnt it :D
Rebecca: oh geeze megan you know i love ya..its ok that u fell off the special bus atleast u didnt hit ur head like krystal did when she fell!!
Megan: I hate you, tramp. FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN HOME
Rebecca: krystal u cant spell for nothing!
Megan: WHY ISNT ANYBODY COMMENTING ON MY STATUS
Krystal: LOL well you no what I am atleast Better then MEGAN!!! and Can READ AND DO MATH Fuck the Both You LOL
Megan: YOU WISH
Rebecca: no thanks krystal ur not my type..im getting to ur status megan hold ur horse gee wiz
Megan: lol
Krystal: LOL girls it waasnt an offer
Rebecca: good cuz i dont want it! i already got somebody!! :P
Krystal: LOL i no and I love him he is a good guy for you But hey I love how this went from yelling and screaming to Very Quite LOL and calm Commenting :P
Megan: lolz.
Rebecca: FUCK THAT SHIT IN THE ASS WITH A RAZOR!!! IT CAN NOT GO QUIET!!! I REFUSE BITCH!! and yes he is a good guy :)
Megan: LOL razors hurt asses.
Rebecca: oh do you know this from experience?
Megan: maybe.
Rebecca: oh sucks for you :( i guess u learnt ur lesson though
Megan: yeah btw, all these convos are goin in my blog fo sho.
Rebecca: lol sweetness...maybe we could get the freshmen next year to fall for it!! that would be HILARIOUS!!
Megan: LOL
Rebecca: haha mine left u all speech less!! bahahahaha such badassness!!
Megan: lollllllllll

:D
Last but not least, Krystal's.

Krystal Hanging out with Rebecca and Megan, running around screaming and yelling random things Fuck the 23 hour quite period I will yell outside so be fucking Jealous!!!!!

Rebecca: Amen sista!! brown chicken brown cow!! FUCK being quite I REFUSE to be...so YEEEPPIII summer is almost here but im going to miss you and megan but next semester woohoo people better watch out cuzz we'll be back and twice as bad!!
Megan: FUCK YEAH! cuz we be roommates, scarin the freshmens
Krystal: LOL Hell yes it will be amazing Sophomore Year here we come LOL the fucking Freshmen Better Be scared!!!! :P
Megan: lolz.
Rebecca: oh yes they better be trembling in their shoes!!!! cuz we some BADASS sophmores!!! highland hasnt seen any like us before!!!
Megan: LOL
Rebecca: the poor little freshman doesnt know whats goin to hit them
Megan: lol KRYSTAL YOUR STATUS CONVO SUCKS, BUDDY
Rebecca: yes it does you ARE NOT REPLYING AT ALL WHORE!!
Megan: TRAMP i fuckin cant keep up with you guys
Rebecca: wow u slow come on megan step up the pace geeze!
Krystal: Lol you cant keep up man I am way behind But I am having fun reading this LOL
Megan: SHUT IT whore
Rebecca: are you talkin to me megan?
Megan: yes.
Krystal: You whores need to shut up:P
Megan: fuck you
Rebecca: I thought so thanks for the compliment...so we are goin to show up in proper attire tomorrow for bpa final right???
Megan: HA we'll go muddin tomorrow at 7.45 am. then go to bpa
Krystal: Ya if you call a mini skirt and fish nets business attire then ya
Rebecca: that's exactly what i was talking about gotta have the stilletos though
Krystal: megan lets go muddin instead of going to bpa we can hot wire brians truck and go LOL
Rebecca: I LOVE YOUR IDEA KRYSTAL!!! FUCK BPA!!!
Megan: lol
Krystal: LOL i love it to and Yes becca the stilletos will do just fine as well
Megan: lol i have learned to stop trying to comment.
Rebecca: mini skirt skimp shirt fish netting and stilletos!!
Krystal: hell yeah i think that is totally business attire
Rebecca: completely and utterly they didnt say what kind of business attire it is the proper attire for our business!
Krystal: LOL that is all i can say :p
Megan: LOL i actually understood what rebecca said
Rebecca: hahaha omg megan...im glad u could understand that :P
Krystal: didnt say i understood her I DID DAMN IT MEGAN

Haha. Enjoy :D