Surprise! An Update!

Since Megan hasn't updated in a while, I'll take the wheel for a bit with some of the random quotes I've accumulated...

"If I had a compass, I could be a pirate!" - said by our friend Sarah, while she and I were hanging out together at the mall and looking at pirate stuff in the bookstore. She's working on a cool costume, apparently.

"Dude, you want some aloe vera for that burn?" - I heard it off of The Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon, used in the sense that someone just got insulted, or "burned" as is the lingo. It's become a favorite of mine.

The following quotes were found on an interesting website, profquotes.com, which I hope to utilize this fall semester. Basically compiled of quotes that students get from their professors, similar to this blog, in a sense:
- "You are here to get an understanding, not good grades."
- (When asking how long our papers should be, our professor replied,) "Just like a girl's skirt - long enough to cover everything essential, short enough to keep it interesting."
- "There are three sexes: the male sex, the female sex, and the insects."
- "Put some jam in your pockets, 'cause we're all toast."
- "If I explain this or not, it doesn't matter. I'm wasting my time and you're wasting yours. I get paid for it and you don't..."

"It seemed like a good idea at the time." - said by my roommate, Max, when we were chatting on Facebook. Apparently he has neon orange walls in his bedroom at home.

"...nothing teaches us more about who we are than seeing ourselves in the people we least expect." - a quote from one of my favorite tv shows, Greek.