Sex and Buying A New Car

Yeah.

Today, Donna threw my dad a suprise birthday party and when all his friends and he get together, it's laugh after laugh but usually on the R rated side. Mark and Blair are soon to be married and my dad, his friends Larry and Gary like to give Mark advice on how to be a good husband. You know, the "Just sit down, shut up, and nod like you're listening" speech. Well, today, sex came up and one after the other, they came up with ways on how sex is like buying a new car. Such as these examples:

1. You should test drive everything before you buy it.
2. Make sure you can reach the controls.
3. Make sure it's the right fit for you.
4. Butt warmers are a plus.
5. Make sure it runs smoothly.
6. You don't want it to quit on you within the first few drives.
7. No bumpy rides.

I'm sure there were more but I can't remember and if I started writing things down randomly in the middle of things, I'd have to explain everything and it would be a big mess.

So, that's that and er.. Good night.