Resident Evil

Yeah, so I havent posted in ages. But I came up with a fun idea.

I'm currently watching the Resident Evil series (minus Degeneration) and I thought I would post my favorite quotes because some of them make me laugh.

So, here we go.Starting with the first Resident Evil

[Alice points her gun at Rain]
Rain: I'm not dead yet.
[Rain takes the gun from Alice]
Rain: I think I'll take this back.
Alice: I could kiss you, you bitch!

[Matt and Spence are helping Rain]
Rain: When I get outta here... think I'm gonna get laid.
Matt: Yeah, you might want to clean up a little bit first.

Matt: [held down] You can't do this!
Rain: [removing gas mask] Blow me.

Oh, how I love Rain.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

L.J.: GTA, Motherfucker! Oh, yeah! Ten points.

Nicholai Sokolov: [wrestling with a dog infected with the T-Virus] I've got this bitch!
[sees another dog coming to assist its friend]
Nicholai Sokolov: Oh, shit.

Alice: There's something down there.
Jill Valentine: Where?
Alice: There.
Peyton Wells: I don't see anything.
Alice: Well, that doesn't alter the fact that there *is* something down there.

L.J.: You motherfuckers is crazy! Look. That big motherfucker got a rocket launcher!

[L.J. walks into a building and is surrounded by 12 S.T.A.R.S. members]
L.J.: Shit! Maybe I was safer outside. Get them guns out of my damn face.
[a S.T.A.R.S. officer hands him a shotgun]
L.J.: Motherfucker, please. Look.
[opens up his jacket revealing two gold guns]
L.J.: My shit is custom.

Alice: How long ago have you been bitten?
Carlos Olivera: Three hours.
L.J.: What?
Alice: Today's your lucky day.
L.J.: [to Carlos] You should have told me you were bit, motherfucker, I'm hanging with you and shit!

Resident Evil: Extinction

L.J.: [he and Carlos have entered an abandoned motel] I'm gonna get me a room. I'll take a waterbed, a jacuzzi, and I'm gonna rent me a porno.

Betty: [nursing L.J.'s wounds] You like playing rough, huh?
L.J.: Oh, I've had worse.
Betty: I'm sure.
L.J.: But you've always been gentle with me, Betty.
Carlos Olivera: Oh, God. I'm leaving.


Haha.

I love this movie.