Yellow Submarine

Quotes from the very trippy movie, Yellow Submarine, featuring The Beatles.

Old Fred: Oh! Frankenstein!
Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister.
Old Fred: His sister?
Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis.

Old Fred: Now whatever you do, don't touch that button!
Ringo: Which button?
Old Fred: That button.
Ringo: This button?
[presses the button and is ejected]
Ringo: Aaaahhhhh!
Old Fred: That was the panic button.

Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of "Wales".
John: They look like drop-outs to me.

John: Break the glass.
George: We can't!
Paul: It's Beatle-proof.
John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!

Old Fred: Help! Help! Help!
Ringo: No thanks, don't need any.
Old Fred: Won't you please, please help me!

Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever.
Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now.
Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born "Liver-pooler."

[after Ringo ejects himself from the submarine]
Paul: Poor Ringo.
George: Poor lad.
Paul: Never did no harm to no one.
John: Hey, lads, now that Ringo's gone, what do we do?
Old Fred: Learn to sing trios.
Paul: Naw, let's save the poor devil.

Ringo: Hey, would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?
Police Officer: No, no, I would not.
Ringo: Oh, yeah, didn't think you would. I could've sworn I saw a yellow submarine. But that's not logic now. Is it? It must've been one of them "Unidentified Flying Cupcakes". Or a figment of me imagination. But I don't have an imagination.

George: Hey! There's a Cyclops!
Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes.
John: Must be a "bicycle-ops" then.
Ringo: There's another one.
John: A whole "'cyclopedia"!

Ringo: Oh, your story has touched me heart. Jump in. We'll get me friends.
Old Fred: Oh, bless you.
Ringo: Did I sneeze?

:D

Sex and Buying A New Car

Yeah.

Today, Donna threw my dad a suprise birthday party and when all his friends and he get together, it's laugh after laugh but usually on the R rated side. Mark and Blair are soon to be married and my dad, his friends Larry and Gary like to give Mark advice on how to be a good husband. You know, the "Just sit down, shut up, and nod like you're listening" speech. Well, today, sex came up and one after the other, they came up with ways on how sex is like buying a new car. Such as these examples:

1. You should test drive everything before you buy it.
2. Make sure you can reach the controls.
3. Make sure it's the right fit for you.
4. Butt warmers are a plus.
5. Make sure it runs smoothly.
6. You don't want it to quit on you within the first few drives.
7. No bumpy rides.

I'm sure there were more but I can't remember and if I started writing things down randomly in the middle of things, I'd have to explain everything and it would be a big mess.

So, that's that and er.. Good night.