Surprise! An Update!

Since Megan hasn't updated in a while, I'll take the wheel for a bit with some of the random quotes I've accumulated...

"If I had a compass, I could be a pirate!" - said by our friend Sarah, while she and I were hanging out together at the mall and looking at pirate stuff in the bookstore. She's working on a cool costume, apparently.

"Dude, you want some aloe vera for that burn?" - I heard it off of The Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon, used in the sense that someone just got insulted, or "burned" as is the lingo. It's become a favorite of mine.

The following quotes were found on an interesting website, profquotes.com, which I hope to utilize this fall semester. Basically compiled of quotes that students get from their professors, similar to this blog, in a sense:
- "You are here to get an understanding, not good grades."
- (When asking how long our papers should be, our professor replied,) "Just like a girl's skirt - long enough to cover everything essential, short enough to keep it interesting."
- "There are three sexes: the male sex, the female sex, and the insects."
- "Put some jam in your pockets, 'cause we're all toast."
- "If I explain this or not, it doesn't matter. I'm wasting my time and you're wasting yours. I get paid for it and you don't..."

"It seemed like a good idea at the time." - said by my roommate, Max, when we were chatting on Facebook. Apparently he has neon orange walls in his bedroom at home.

"...nothing teaches us more about who we are than seeing ourselves in the people we least expect." - a quote from one of my favorite tv shows, Greek.

Squeee.

Been like ages since I updated this. And it's summer! I should be hanging with my friends and collecting a shit ton of quotes. But I'm not. I dont know why. I'm kicking myself right now. But I do got a few quotes, only a few.

The first one is when Hazel and I were hanging at Chase's house and he was showing us his new old cookbooks.

Chase: On page 98, there's a cake recipe with my grandma in it!

Needless to say, we all laughed, even though we knew he meant that his grandma helped with it but it was just funny.

My last two are from Hazel. I was hanging out at her house tonight, helping her clean her room when she proceeded to trip and said:

"The gravity decided to say NO!"

Funny in the context and also funny that if you fall, gravity says yes. So we laughed... hard... when she said:

"I wonder why when people laugh hard, they want to fall to the ground. It's like ha ha HA HA, hi, floor!"

And she, of course, proceeded to demonstrate and then finished off with this:

"It's like, 'Hi, floor! Bring me a sandwich!'"

I'm not so sure where that last part came from but she said it and it was funnyyyyyyyy.