"Where?!"

So, I recently hit myself over the head because my Highland friends I met this semester are actually pretty funny and I never thought anything of it to write some quotes down. Today I did. But I only got 2 cuz a whole bunch of others flew by too fast for me to realize what was going on.

Quote 1:
Me: Jody, your hair just attacked me.
Heather: I'm sorry. Wait ... why did I answer?
Me: Yeah... I wasn't talking to you.
Heather: Yeah.. my bad.

Quote 2:
Heather: So I was in a car one time and this dude driving hit the gas in order to pass a yellow light that was about to turn red. I'm not sure how you can tell with a yellow light is just about to turn red but yeah, would you hurry? There's a train kinda coming.
Me, Jody, Marianne: Oh shit.

^^^ that one right there ^^^ is my favorite. Jody was driving all four of us (including herself) to Hiawatha to get some taco stuff for Taco Tuesday and the car in front of us stopped and when we stopped, we ended up on a train track and a train was like a fourth of a mile away. And those suckers move pretty fast. It was scary. But the funny part was that Heather was so calm about it.

Quote 3 (Heather starts off by reading a clue from the game Dirty Minds):
Heather: I keep falling out. I get off after I stuff my chute. Join me in a jump anytime.
Me, Marianne: Dunno, what is it?
Heather: Sky diver.
Jody: Where?!

^^ that was pretty good too and made joke of the night ^^ She was watchin tv or reading her Dirty Minds clue book and was completely oblivious to what we were doing. She thought there was a real sky diver.

That's all the quotes I got. But since I have the Dirty Minds books out (in order to look up sky diver) I'll post a couple other fun ones.

Miss America
> I licked all the other girls.
> I'm a queen.
> I do it in high heels.

Lollypop
> You love to lick me.
> After your mouth works on me, I get sticky.
> The climax comes when you chew on my stick.

Chin
> When I get old, I sag.
> There can be two of me under your tongue.
> Sometimes, it's hard to keep me up.


Hehe. Share those with your friends.

Have a good week. I won't be back for a while I bet. Those of you celebrating easter, have fun with that.