3.9.09

I know I haven't posted in like forever but with this Hicktown I'm in, it's hard to find anything fun AND non-offensive at the same time. But I do have a few from my birthday party like... two weeks ago. Not many and I was trying to find more before I made a post but that's not gonna happen for a bit so I decided to post now.

Quote 1:
Chase: I'm not feeling the dangly things.

So, at my birthday party, I had Chase, Hazel, and Lukus (and some family but they werent funny). Throughout the night, Chase wore Hazel's fedora, you know - those fun..hats.. google them if you dont know what they are. But anyway, Hazel likes attaching things to her fedora and she had a dangling earring on it. Hence the quote.

Quote 2:
Chase: You should get some of your candy.
Me: What? *looking around* Oh
Chase: The tastey bottom things!

So, also at my birthday party, Chase, Hazel, Lukus, and I went to Hastings to see if we could find a movie to rent or a game to buy. We found the game "Dirty Minds" which is an awesome game, by the way. But anyway, we were checking out and there's this foreign candy that makes you like .. uber hyper or gives you the feeling you're high and thats what he was talking about. Not like... actual butts. Then I'd start to wonder about him ....

Moving on.

Quote 3:
Donna: If there are cats in the house, there can't be chickens.

I finally figured out what that was suppose to mean. (Chase told me to write it down btw.) But her son, Brian (my future brother .. joy) was thinking of giving his sister, Blair, a bunch of chickens for a wedding gift just to prank her, ya know. Well, Blair and the other sister, Bilan, have 2 cats at their house (they live together with their boyfriends) and apparently you can't have chickens if you have cats.

So as I was typing this, I discovered some yet-to-be-shared quotes in my notebook. Without further adieu...

Undiscovered quotes from Mr. Boschee (pronounced bo-shay)
"Kindergarten should just be pronounced Kiddie Garden."
~so true.
"We have the technology to enhance our entertainment. For instance, if we wanted to, we could make football on tv in 3d. Nothing like having a football and a defensive lineman come after you, eh?"
~lol I thought this was funny.
"Use a stick to make a hole, plant the seeds, and move on."
~talking about gardening .. this actually came after the "Kiddie Garden" one.
"The only thing us as Americans are good for is working technology."
~also true.

A quote from Mrs. Hines (really old teacher that needs to retire)
"Are you saying that technology considers me a parasite?? How can I be an unknown host? Other people can e-mail me just fine. I must just be a parasite to you."
~ uh... apparently her e-mail, for some, is considered an 'unknown host' .. yeah idk

Last but not lease, a quote from the one, the only, Mr. Brainerd (best teacher yet)
"If you ask me, the 5 o'clock news is nothing but me being scared shitless for 10 minutes."
~apparently the 5 o'clock news is nothing but violence for 10 minutes.

Yeah. Good times.

Now, for an inspirational quote.

If you don't know where you are, you can't get where you're going.

True true. Give that a good thinking about.

And with that, I end this post.

Have a good week !