2.16.09

I know its been like almost a month, slap me for it. I been trying to get a good collection of fun quotes before I posted but I gave up so I'm going to post what I got.

The message I recieved in a fortune cookie: In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

True story.

Chase: shut up, its 1991

I was making fun of him for something but now I dont remember. Either way, its 2009, Chase, not 1991.

Me: Hey this is Sugarland.
Chase: You're salty.
Me: That's what she said.

I remember this one. We were in the theater having a double-movie friday. Sugarland the band came over the speakers and yeah. I'm not sure why he said "you're salty" but it was awkwardly funny.

Me: I like them small and simple than big and huge.

This one, haha, I was comparing the Kansas State Student Union to Scottie Pause which is Highland's student union. Scottie Pause is way smaller than the KSSU which, obviously, is fine by me.

Chase: my shirt is soft.
Me: *pet*
Chase: don't pet me.
Me: if you tell me something is soft, I will touch it.

His shirt was soft, what can I say. It was pink too. With a wolf on it.

Me: i'm sure you would notice if someone was touching your butt.
Chase: not if they were really tricky.

He likes to keep his wallet in his front pocket while I like to keep mine in the butt pocket. He says its a security type thing to keep it in the front pocket. I, however, disagree.

Yep, that's all I got for now.

I have sociology tomorrow, FINALLY, so hopefully I can get some more.