Bored college kids on facebook

So, there's four of us involved in this long convo. Like four college kids have nothing better to do.

It took place on a facebook status of one of us. Well, technically on two. Here's the first status argument/convo/whatever:

Ashley lets go Jayhawks!
-Chase: Booooooooo!
-Matt: What Chase said.
-Me: What they said. How dare you go to K-state and root for the Jayhawks.
-Chase: Ha ha, she actually called me to tell me to not boo her team...
-Me: Lame
-Chase: And she called me a weirdo...
-Me: But you are weird.

Yeah, that one started the convo on this one:

Ashley does not like the argument on her facebook status...
-Chase: You started it.
-Ashley: did not!!
-Me: Actually we started it.
-Chase: Well, Ashley provided incentive...
-Me: Yeah but we kept going.
-Chase: Pttht.
-Matt: Ummm, you proclaimed your fanhood for KU. You totally deserve it.
-Ashley: A) Megan even tho u dont like ku i appreciate you seeing the truth B) Chase, kiss my ass...C) Matt im going to kill u when we hang out tomorrow if u not nice.
-Me: Ha. I got the best er... comment.
-Chase: I hope your birds lose....
-Me: My dogs beat all of ya'll
-Ashley: im lost now
-Chase: Wildcats. They can eat birds AND dogs...
-Matt: Well you better have a great reason as to how you can possibly support the University of Kansas. Because quite frankly, I am apalled.
-Ashley: matthew...i thought we were better friends then this..I never thought you'd bash me
-Matt: I never thought you'd be a KU fan.
-Me: Should've went to KU, ashley...
-Ashley: I dont like Lawrence people
-Chase: It's like some sort of sad movie. Two friends, torn apart by their support for rivaling teams... Will it all work out in the end? Will they see past their differences?
-Me: Chase ... this is why we call you weird.
-Chase: Ah, memories...
-Ashley: chase...you've known me since 2nd grade...I was in love with u and chased you...if you "break up" with me over a sport issue i will be very upset
-Matt: So the whole KU fan thing............WHY DAMMIT?
-Ashley: matt...im sorry...im a good friend and u love me and thats what matters :)
-Chase: Boo KU...
-Ashley: oh whatever lol
-Matt: As much as I do love you, I will get to the bottom of this.
-Ashley: haha..so are we going job searching tomorrow at like 3?
-Chase: And what's up with Rock Chalk Jayhawk? Lame.
-Ashley: whats up with running your jeep into a tree....Lame
-Chase: I drove my Dodge Stratus into a tree. The Jeep is what I got as a replacement. Not lame!!
-Ashley: o that suddenly makes the situation better lol...not
-Matt: Somewhere around there. I'm pretty much down with applying wherever. I hate my job.
-Chase: It made my vehicle situation better, that's for sure... What are you driving around these days, hm? I'm sorry, what's that? Nothing?
-Matt: Well if no one else is gonna say it.............this is absolutely ridiculous.
-Ashley: Matt...just text me when ur ready...chase...its not my fault my parents wont just get me a new car because i crashed my other one
-Chase: I think, Matt, you mean this is AWESOMELY ridiculous...
-Ashley: uh huh...where'd megan go?
-Matt: Oh well of course hahaha. This is one of the single most epic things I've been involved with in a while.
-Me: sittin over here laughin at you 3 lol
-Chase: Megan, this should go in your Quotes blog...
-Me: oh it is, trust me
-Matt: "Ashley does not like the argument on her facebook status..." I believe this is what people refer to as "irony"
-Chase: WIN
-Ashley: wow we need lives...you know that?
-Me: no we dont, this is college, we have no lives
-Chase: Maybe this IS our lives. Livin' the good life... Yep...
-Chase: You have SO MANY comments on your status. Isn't that great!?
-Matt: I am perfectly content with this kind of lifestyle.
-Me: Yep. Me too
-Ashley: 46..now 47
-Matt: 48
-Me: 49
-Me: we need to come to a stopping point hopefully soon. because if i'm putting this in my blog, its gonna take forever to type. plus, if we reach 100, all our comments at the beginning get deleted cuz 100 is the absoulte max. trust me. i been there.
-Matt: People are so judging us right now. I love it.
-Ashley: ok so lets each say one more thing and call it a night
-Me: GOOD NIGHT!
-Chase: 50?
-Chase: Dang, I missed it...
-Matt: Let's seee............I hope we find a good job............I thoroughly enjoyed tihs conversation..............and KU blows.
-Ashley: My recap: I wish Chase and Matt were nicer to me...Megan's awesome and I miss having class with her...and I had a great time talking with you guys...lol


Haha. That's pretty much it of that one. Theres a couple comments at the end that werent relevant to the funny.

Now that my fingers hurt, I'm gonna hit the sack!

GOOD NIGHT!

2.16.09

I know its been like almost a month, slap me for it. I been trying to get a good collection of fun quotes before I posted but I gave up so I'm going to post what I got.

The message I recieved in a fortune cookie: In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

True story.

Chase: shut up, its 1991

I was making fun of him for something but now I dont remember. Either way, its 2009, Chase, not 1991.

Me: Hey this is Sugarland.
Chase: You're salty.
Me: That's what she said.

I remember this one. We were in the theater having a double-movie friday. Sugarland the band came over the speakers and yeah. I'm not sure why he said "you're salty" but it was awkwardly funny.

Me: I like them small and simple than big and huge.

This one, haha, I was comparing the Kansas State Student Union to Scottie Pause which is Highland's student union. Scottie Pause is way smaller than the KSSU which, obviously, is fine by me.

Chase: my shirt is soft.
Me: *pet*
Chase: don't pet me.
Me: if you tell me something is soft, I will touch it.

His shirt was soft, what can I say. It was pink too. With a wolf on it.

Me: i'm sure you would notice if someone was touching your butt.
Chase: not if they were really tricky.

He likes to keep his wallet in his front pocket while I like to keep mine in the butt pocket. He says its a security type thing to keep it in the front pocket. I, however, disagree.

Yep, that's all I got for now.

I have sociology tomorrow, FINALLY, so hopefully I can get some more.