1.12.09

Alrighty. I know its been a long time since i posted some funnies but I was working on getting like at least 5 before making a special post for them. Sooo.. enough of me talking and let's get down to business.

Quote:
Chase: It won't stay in!
Me: That's what she said.

Situation:
Chase was hanging with me when I went to get my meningitis shot and he was messing with this magazine insert that was suppose to be stuck inside the magazine but it kept falling out and he kept getting pissed... haha.

Quote:
Chase: I can't do that in my car. Jerking it makes it worse.

Situation:
On our way to the park from the DMV, my seatbelt got locked and if you jerk on it, it will unlock but apparently not in Chase's car.

So this next one, it's a funny one. I was flipping through channels one night and I picked up a couple words from each channel and this is what I heard...
"Gina gucci bag roundhouse kicked your credit card and loved it."
haha. Love it... I tend to do this more often now..

Sunday, my dad and his fiancee and I were going to Burger King to grab something to eat before taking a road trip. We got to Burger King and he says, "I suppose you want a whopper, Megan?"
Hmph. I did want a whopper but not after he made it all dirty and perverted...

Alright, so on a BK bilboard thing, it said, "Feel the heat. Try an angry whopper."
Now, after what my dad said, I just thought this was hilarious.

Quote:
Me: There's an M on my bottle.
Dad: There's a what on your butthole?
Donna: Butthole?
Me: I said BOTTLE!!
Dad: Oh, I was gonna say you're pretty flexible if you can see back there. I'm awesome and I can't even see back that far.

Situation:
No need to explain.

So that's all I have for now.

Check back laterz!